1) Am I ever gonna see your face again – The Angels
Bogans love the Angels, no doubt about that but there’s one song in particular that unites them like drunken sailors. Am I ever gonna see your face again, this Song goes off in every Australian pub and backyard Barbie, Particularly with the Bogan. The Famous song line and title “Am I ever gonna see your face again” is always and I do mean ALWAYS followed up with “NOWAY GET F@#KED, F@#K OFF” screamed loud and proud. This song is a must for every Bogan Barbie, preferably played after a few brews, the party will scream into action as guests bounce around over this little number.
2) Bad Boy for Love – Rose Tattoo
Anything Rose Tattoo or Angry Anderson will be a hit at any Bogan Barbie. One song however we can all agree will definitely keep the Bogans singing, Bad Boy for love. Every Barbie and pub I’ve been to in Bogan Australia will play this song, and every Bogan in ears range belts out the tune. “30 days in the county jail, let me out and I just wanted to wail” a line many a Bogan can relate starts this Bogan favourite, then backs that up with a Bogans favourite past time “Some fool tried to hold me down, I got drunk and I ripped up the town”. “I’m a bad boy, a bad boy for love” Bogans are bad boys, Bad boys for love…….
3) Khe Sanh – Cold Chisel
It’s always been a wonder why this chisel classic is considered an Aussie anthem and much loved favourite of the Bogan, what with it being about a Vietnam veteran who can’t stand to call Australia home and all. Neither the less we all love Khe Sanh and find ourselves screaming out the lyrics drunk at the pub on a Friday night, like we on some sort of tight schedule to make the last plane out of Sydney. Realistically I don’t think we listen to the lyrics much and the song is more loved for its country style and the epic vocals of Mr Jimmy Barnes, no doubt this song will be a massive repeat hit for any Aussie Bogan Barbie.
4) Run to Paradise – Choirboys
The song starts with a familiar tune as Bogan ears prick around the pub or backyard Barbie, then BAM! “BABY, you were always gonna be the one, you only ever did it just for fun, but you run to paradise” the Bogans unite in a drunken singalong. I figure they can relate, with the next lines being “Jenny, I’ll meet you at the grocery store, you don’t need a friend when you can score, you run to paradise” and “ Jonny, we were always best of friends, stick together and defend, but you run to paradise” or later in the song “Jesus says it’s gonna be alright, he’s gonna pat my back, so I can walk in the light, you don’t mind if I abuse myself, so I can hold my head up” it’s no wonder the Bogan loves this classic, they abuse their bodies daily. But that’s none of my business.
5) Down Under – Men at Work
I think its fair self-explanatory why Bogans sing this number loud and proud, Bogans are very proud Aussies so any song about Australia is a hit, but this song is more about a travelling fried unit who keeps getting asked if he’s from “the land down under” no wonder it’s a bogan favourite. The song starts off with the lyrics “Traveling in a fried-out combie, on a hippie trail, head full of zombie” so in other words high and so are Bogans, Bogans love common ground when it comes to their songs and singers. The guy who gave him a vegemite sandwich said “I come from a land down under, where beer does flow and men chunder” yes, they sure do. “Lyin’ in a den in Bombay, with a slack jaw and not much to say” we’ve all been there brother “I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty” and no Bogan can argue with that.
6) I’m gonna be (500 miles) – The Proclaimers
This one’s great, Bogan legs will stomp along to this tune while they belt out the lyrics “But I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door” it’s rather hilarious to watch I mean anyone who knows a bogan knows they wouldn’t walk 500 miles for a beer and if they did, it’d go more along the lines of this “But if I could walk 500 miles, then I would get dropped off right back home, just to be that man who went a thousand miles to pass out on your floor” but you never know there could be a Bogan out there whos walked a 500 miles or maybe even a thousand, regardless of that though you can count on this song to be a smash hit.
7) Gimme Head – The Radiators
“Gimme head baby, Gimme head like you did just last night, ah ah ah” And we have the Bogans attention, a good sex related classic at a Bogan party will definitely liven things up and the Radiators nailed it with this one. “you gimme scratch marks down the length of my back, you gimme teeth marks in the side of my neck, you whisper sweet things, gimme beatings, you wreck my bed, wreck my bed, but best of all, I love, you gimme head” well that sounds a lot like every bogan I’ve mets sex life, no wonder they scream these lyrics out with pride and lack of dignity.
8) Copperhead Road – Steve Earl
Copperhead road, ideal location for the Bogan. What with the moonshine and Columbian weed what Bogan wouldn’t love it but according to ol’ Charlie “you better stay away from copperhead road”. Its definitely a song people rarely know the lyrics too I mean the start “well my names John Lee Pettimore” I’ve heard people sing “well my names Colin Kevin Moore” and countless debates around the bonfire as to what’s the correct name he’s saying, if only they could read the old cassettes came with a lyrics booklet inside the cover.
9) Its long way to the top (if you wanna rock n roll) – AC/DC
Bogans love AC/DC, you can’t go wrong with any AC/DC song but for this list we’re look at why Bogan’s absolutely love singing it’s a long way to the top drunk at every Barbie. I don’t know about you lot but I love the bagpipes rocking out in this number, it works so well I personally wish the bagpipes would get used more often but I’m no rock star what would I know? What I do know is Bogans love to change the lyrics either fun for their kids with “it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll” or to take the party to a whole new level with “It’s a long way to the docks if you wanna f@#k a mole” or anywhere that works as long as it ends with “If you wanna f@#k a mole” either way you can count on this one being a hit and livening up the party.
10) Enter Sandman – Metallica
From my observations over the years I’ve noticed not many Bogans are huge Metallica fans. They do however love the Black album and in particular Enter Sandman. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who doesn’t know and love this song I just hope they don’t send their kids to bed sleeping with one eye open gripping their pillow tightly. But at least while single this little number the bogan scores a bonus prayer “now I lay me down to sleep, now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, if I die before I wake, if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take, I pray the lord my soul to take” thank you Metallica now the Bogan has a prayer.